Favorite Food Quotes

"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do." P. J. O'Rourke

”A clever cook can make good meat of a whetstone.” Erasmus

"A cook is creative, marrying ingredients in the way a poet marries words." Roger Verge

McDonalds announced it’s considering a more humane way of slaughtering its animals. You know they fatten them up and then kill them. You know the same thing they do to their customers, isn’t it?- Jay Leno

"A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye." Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

"A good dinner is of great importance to good talk. One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." Virginia Woolf

I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something. -Mitch Hedberg

"A house where neither wine nor welcome is served to friends, soon will have none." Rob Hutchison

"A pâté is nothing more than French meat loaf that's had a couple of cocktails." Carole Cutler

Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. -Lewis Black

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."  ~Andy Rooney